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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months ago(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
minus-squarexylogx@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoYour car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoIf that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 months agoThe other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach. Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoBard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months ago Call the ambulance!
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
(Rolls a 1) Well…suppose I’ll just get back in my car.
Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
Call the ambulance!
I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
…tomorrow