• Wren@lemmy.today
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      23 hours ago

      Reminds me of a friend, she can’t swim but we all thought she’d float 'cause of her giant tits. Turns out she sinks faster than a rock. Science has yet to find an explanation. (We rescued her, she’s fine.)