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Text: “I’ve heard you should not buy your Tarot decks. Is this true?” Natalie Meraki responds: “I heard you must acquire tarot decks by farting in a glass jar and throwing it into the ocean. If the jar comes back with a deck, you were meant to have it. If it comes back with an extra fart that means Jesus found it and doesn’t appreciate your effort to take part in the Devil’s Uno.”


What if my friend buys is and gives it to me as a gift?
Some people say that makes it lucky. Others say that this actually makes it unlucky. Being witchy often means having to shrug at impossible to reconcile views, and then pick whichever one works best for one’s own practice or beliefs. There’s no objective best way to do any of this stuff.
Except for the farts. It seems like everyone here is in agreement that there needs to be some level of farts involved in the transfer of a tarot deck to a new owner. How you implement the farts is your choice, of course, but involving them to some degree is clearly essential for this.
Found the witch!
Nope, gotta fart in a jar still to make it official.
What if my friend buys the set, sticks them in a jar, farts in that jar, then leaves it for me in my filled bathtub?
Sure, blame the fart on the friend, I see what you did there…