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zedgeist@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Salt and a battery

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Salt and a battery

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  • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip
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    Can it be shipped to me?

    • zedgeist@lemmy.worldOP
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      Some assembly required

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Always a catch…

  • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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    Perfect for assassins and potatoes.

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    This reminds me of when Jared Leto created Ukraine from a different powder in Lord of War.

  • TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml
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    Definitely have to snort it to make sure

  • Andrew Beveridge@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t show this to the salt fork guy:

    https://youtube.com/@bnwlkr

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    deleted by creator

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It needs a AA to be truly a salt and battery

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    It’s a real thing

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      My brother in law recently acquired one of these and is obsessed with stalking and blasting flies with it. He shot a big blowfly and it exploded in a ghastly mess on the wall. Very effective and - according to him - satisfying.

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