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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 days ago“So it’s called a ‘knight’?” “Yes.” “But it’s shaped like a horse, not a knight.” “Yes.” “And it can only move in an ‘L’ shaped pattern.” “…Yes.” “That’s not confusing at all.”
minus-squareAlbbi@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 days agoDon’t forget that it’s the only piece that can jump over other pieces.
minus-squarePieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 days agoThe king jumps over the rook when castling
minus-squareElgenzay@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoThat’s clearly the rook jumping over the king
minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·2 days agoThey actually do that narrow hallway awkward press your body against the wall and shuffle pass thing.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoOpe, I’ll just scooch right by ya there
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoI love you people. My family, my friends, and then you people. You’re like the third leg of my sanity stool.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoOoh, I love Sanity Stool, have you heard their new single?
minus-squareButteryMonkey@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoDamnit I’ve said this exact thing. Or after the short dance I’ll just point a direction and be like “I’ll go that way” Those are literally the only two options. Super polite and wordy, or awkward and asocial.
minus-squarejudgyweevil@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoNow, what does it remind you? A KNIGHT jumping around like a kid?
“So it’s called a ‘knight’?”
“Yes.”
“But it’s shaped like a horse, not a knight.”
“Yes.”
“And it can only move in an ‘L’ shaped pattern.”
“…Yes.”
“That’s not confusing at all.”
Don’t forget that it’s the only piece that can jump over other pieces.
The king jumps over the rook when castling
That’s clearly the rook jumping over the king
They actually do that narrow hallway awkward press your body against the wall and shuffle pass thing.
Do they do crotch-to-crotch?
Ope, I’ll just scooch right by ya there
I love you people. My family, my friends, and then you people. You’re like the third leg of my sanity stool.
Ooh, I love Sanity Stool, have you heard their new single?
Damnit I’ve said this exact thing.
Or after the short dance I’ll just point a direction and be like “I’ll go that way”
Those are literally the only two options. Super polite and wordy, or awkward and asocial.
Ope,
Now, what does it remind you? A KNIGHT jumping around like a kid?
Patrick/wallet meme