It's unfortunately no longer enough to force websites to check your government-issued ID before you can access certain content, because politicians have now discovered that people are using Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to protect their privacy and bypass these invasive laws. Their solution? Entirely ban the use of VPNs.
Sorry sir, all of our off-site servers are unreachable because 100 year old politicians don’t understand how networks function.
A series of tubes?