
But Master Chief talks, rarely but sometimes right?
Or would it be more funny if he never said anything and it’s just Cortana talking a one sided conversation with literally everyone.
Chief talks, just not a lot. Samus also talks in Other M and has written internal dialog in the 2D games.
If I remember, I think Chief started talking more in Halo 4 afterwards
Well excuuuuussseee me Princess.
topical!
I’m glad that Gordon Freeman doesn’t have time for this.
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional.
He’s too antisocial, and the Combine censor discord heavily anyways.
Voice chat is just various grunts and groans.
Doomguy forgot to mute himself while he was busy wallhumping for secrets
This is peak chaos and I love it. Imagine a server where conversation is exclusively thumbs up, sweat drops, and the occasional angry demon roar from Doomguy, while Cortana is the only person doing all the typing and slowly losing her mind. Perfect.
Also, can we agree Link would break the whole thing by spamming selfies and getting nothing but thumbs up reactions until he cries in the background. Master Chief drops one rare “…” and the entire server explodes into speculation threads. Samus posts one bounty board screenshot and suddenly every emote is a pointing gun.
Honestly, make this a real server or at least a comic. The concept is better than 90 percent of IRL Discords, no voice channels, just vibes and interpretive grunts.
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