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cm0002@futurology.today to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours ago

Its like a spell or something

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Its like a spell or something

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cm0002@futurology.today to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • vrek@programming.dev
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    “B positive”

    “You will make it through this, I’m a great doctor. What’s your blood type?”

    “B positive”

    “you are in a good hospital. Your family is waiting for you but I need to know your blood type”

    “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”

    “I’m no longer positive about you surviving…”

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    Who’s the girl

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      I believe this might be the original source:

      NSFW warning

      https://xcancel.com/Pennyburnfire/status/1684887161722863616#m

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      Can’t find the original original, seems to have been reposted a lot starting a few weeks ago…

      Witch

      • duckythescientist@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Oh no, I think it’s AI generated. Look how the stone patterned part of the wall doesn’t keep a straight line behind her hat. And it’s a little blurry to be sure, but her eyes are weird in a very AI image way.

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        Bastard cut out the best part from the framed version.

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          thigh rule

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I have a new type

    • Atropos@lemmy.world
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      Appropriate priorities

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    the blood isn’t being “lost”, just “redirected”

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      NURSE! take off the witches hat … we have to stop the redirected blood flow!!!

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      Redirected away from the Person that it belongs to - thus lost

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Perfection

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    What?

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      The doctor asks for our hero’s blood type, but they humorously misunderstand and hold up a framed photo of their “type,” i.e. their preferred type of romantic partner.

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        Thanks, Peter

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        Much appreciated 🙏🏻

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