Tabloid is a real, turing complete programming language written in JavaScript, inspired by cilckbait headlines.
  • dan@upvote.au
    6·
    1 hour ago

    Seems like BASIC but with different keywords :D

    I like this part of the readme:

    How to use

    Please don’t.

  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
    17·
    3 hours ago

    “Everything printed by Tabloid is automatically capitalized, and an exclamation point is added. Why would you want anything else?”

    Finally an opinionated programming language with the right priorities.

    • Feddinat0r@feddit.org
      4·
      2 hours ago

      Well,

      thats exactly abap how you wrote it earlyer.

      I prefer writing everything small, but they used to wirte everything capatalized by standard