Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
With trumpets you edge it
Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.
I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.
. * cries in cello *
I’m glad someone posted a Riker
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Tromboner
Sounds like someone’s lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.
All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.
I’m imagining it so hard right now 🤤
