• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    My wife cannot cook with me because she cannot fathom that I worked in kitchens, I watch youtube chefs for fun and when I want to I can COOK. She hasnt, doesnt and cant but thinks this is an equal partnership where there isnt someone in charge and someone helping. Ive tried but she just has no concept of time management or order of operations but perhaps the worst was when I was chopping vegetables and she reached under the blade to pinch a fresh slice to eat and popped it in her mouth with a smile… she stuck her fingers under a razor sharp chefs knife mid stroke to be cute…

    Nope. 3 digit hand jobs are not sexy, I’ll cook for you sweetheart go relax.