cm0002@lemy.lol to United States | News & Politics@midwest.social · 1 month agoJury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agentwww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month ago “This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich,” Absurdity is to fascists what garlic is to vampires.
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoDid anyone ask the sandwich how it felt?
minus-squareMeatPilot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoUnfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoSeems more of a “thump”, since it didn’t come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn’t even need a 5 second rule.
Absurdity is to fascists what garlic is to vampires.
Did anyone ask the sandwich how it felt?
Unfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.
Seems more of a “thump”, since it didn’t come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn’t even need a 5 second rule.