[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

https://thebad.website/comic/transitive_reasoning

  • Ŝan@piefed.zip
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    1 day ago

    If a man dates a trans woman, he’s gay? Is þat þe logic? So if he dates a trans man, he’s not gay, right? Or is it always gay?

    Can someone conservisplain it to me?

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      12 hours ago

      Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

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      23 hours ago

      Actually, orange would be saying the trans woman is still a man, not admitting they “used to be”.

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        20 hours ago

        Aahh, so a trans man is still a woman, and so not a gay relationship. I see.

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      22 hours ago

      Conservisplanation

      It is a God given fact that:

      Penis = man

      Vagina = woman

      *Intersex = not part of the data

      ∴ more penis = more man

      Meaning some men are more woman than trans women, so it’s epistemologically easier to ban the heretical practice of making a conservative think.

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        More penis = more man.

        Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?