[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay
[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?
[orange looks pissed]
[green shrugs smugly]
Holy shit. If the slippery slope goes further and slipperier and slopier, could we start getting 2 or 3 working dicks grafted onto us? Why am I over here with only 1 dick like a chump?