• sylver_dragon@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    While some of the more intelligent animals could be interesting to see just how far they could go, most animals are going to mostly be vocalizing for the purposes of procreation. The wonderful sounds of the forest are millions of bugs and animals screaming, “hey, wanna fuck?” as loud as possible. Other vocalizations will be similarly utilitarian like, “look out, predator”, “holy fuck this hurts” or “back off!” Not exactly stimulating conversation.

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    23 hours ago

    Human language. Then I could watch undubbed Anime and stuff again because I can’t read too much.

  • karashta@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Any human language…

    Does this mean I know Proto-Indo-European, too? Or only currently living languages? Or only languages we have written representations of?

  • ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 days ago

    Probably rather humans. Animals might not be able to reason well and what they have to say may be quite annoying. I mean my cat likely just keeps asking about food and to be brushed. I’d rather hear the meow instead of actual words. Same with birds. Which begs the question, if you’d understand what birds say, would you still hear the song of it?

  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    There was a gorilla that learned sign language. It learned hundreds/thousands (?) of words.

    …once you got past the initial cool/cute/fun factor, conversation was about as stimulating speaking to a toddler.

    Animals? Cool but likely useless.

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    If I’m able to speak cat, does that mean my cats will actually listen to me? or will they just stare blankly at me and stick their tongue out when I ask them to get out of my bedroom?

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      1 day ago

      I just want to talk to my tiger cat for 5 minutes so I can convince him to wear kitty socks in the winter, he’d be warmer and less grumpy. He likes to “tent” in these months, and his little baby feet are always so cold!

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Flawed question. Humans are animals and all animals speak the language of “fuck!”.