ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWaste their time like they waste our tax dollarsdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1569arrow-down18
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minus-squareiAmTheTot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up217·1 day agoOh, you think documents will save you. Oh no…
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up163arrow-down1·1 day agoWell, running will Hit that cardio people. You don’t have to outrun a bear, just an out of shape racist
minus-squarejaschen306@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoLike this brother here. https://x.com/SweatEm/status/1972436134480449824
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoXcancel link This comment was not made by a bot, but it should’ve been.
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 day agoBears don’t tend to have guns and a propensity to shoot unarmed people in the back.
minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·23 hours agoThey do have the right to bear arms
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 hours agoDon’t worry, they seem to exclusively shoot people by accident So no zig zags, just get the fuck around a corner and get out of there
minus-squareILoveUnions@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down7·1 day agoThough, they do not appear to have started using the guns to actually shoot people yet
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoI’d rather take my chances with the bear.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·1 day agoBears can run like 30 mph for short bursts Humans can do 6-12 mph. 3mph is about casual walking speed Ice officers can do 5-10 mph, mostly on the lower end I’m sorry, but you might be bad at math. This isn’t a trust exercise
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 hours agoYes a bear and ICE will both chase you if you run from it. The bear is less likely to chase, but garunteed to catch you. They are faster and can even climb better. ICE will chase you, but see previous comments.
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoI think I’d rather be mauled by a bear than mauled by ICE
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoi thought it was 35mph. hippos can also run faster than humans
Oh, you think documents will save you. Oh no…
Well, running will
Hit that cardio people. You don’t have to outrun a bear, just an out of shape racist
Like this brother here.
https://x.com/SweatEm/status/1972436134480449824
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This comment was not made by a bot, but it should’ve been.
#Hero
Bears don’t tend to have guns and a propensity to shoot unarmed people in the back.
They do have the right to bear arms
Don’t worry, they seem to exclusively shoot people by accident
So no zig zags, just get the fuck around a corner and get out of there
Though, they do not appear to have started using the guns to actually shoot people yet
Oh but they have
I’d rather take my chances with the bear.
Bears can run like 30 mph for short bursts
Humans can do 6-12 mph. 3mph is about casual walking speed
Ice officers can do 5-10 mph, mostly on the lower end
I’m sorry, but you might be bad at math. This isn’t a trust exercise
Yes a bear and ICE will both chase you if you run from it. The bear is less likely to chase, but garunteed to catch you. They are faster and can even climb better.
ICE will chase you, but see previous comments.
I think I’d rather be mauled by a bear than mauled by ICE
i thought it was 35mph. hippos can also run faster than humans