Super cringy cult behavior.
What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol
Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I’m sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.
Jesus looks super rapey
Well, he is a religious official…
and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what’s happening.
Well, Jesus is brown…
I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk’s right shoulder doesn’t exist as well. So he’s a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?
Alternatively, Jesus is holding him still, anticipating getting shot in the hand to make sure it doesn’t miss
The last words he heard were “God works in mysterious ways, bitch.”
I am pretty high and just looked at the pic before reading the text, and I thought that was supposed to be Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin at first.
Maybe that’s why they tend to be so rapey
He is like not now Jesus. Must have been the second of the shot.
This is a sculpture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker having a gay embrace of love
That is because he is Maga Jesus who is known for his rapey vibes.
“Rape one another as I have raped you”
Not to humanize Charles, but Fuck off Jesus
Damn, Jesus is griiiinding that dick in there. Takes me back to over the clothes stuff in high school, sheesh, simmer down, Lord.
Now we know why EriKa KirK got herself upholstered for JD.
this is funny as fuck.
My goodness, I do love multi-layered jokes.
Missed opportunity to make a fountain
A sacramental wine fountain
Why is Jesus a white guy?
Because that’s MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).
Yes, why is she white?
… and you thought Mikey’s David was a gay sculpture
Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk’s face is 10 sizes too big for that head.
Kinda reminds me of my dads.
I thought Jesus got nailed through the wrists?
Is this real?
Why is Jared Leto hugging him?
Looking at the server you come from I bet you do know…
That’s Charles Manson
Because it’s Morbius Time
JC Hammer & Nail Time
If we’re depicting Jesus with his crucifixion scars, why doesn’t Kirk have any scars? Bro, do u even martyr?
I’m confident the artist placed Rabbi Yeshua’s hand where it is to directly link nail holes and bullet holes.
Rabbi YeshuaGreasy Josh
FTFY
I hope someone pisses on it everyday. And puts bird feed on it so they will shit on it
