My sister is a snail? 🤔
Is her name Gail?
No, but I do have to salt her from time to time. It’s horrible, btw.
I feel like maybe you should have some more wine in a can.
Leave some lettuce leaves out and check to see if she’s nibbled on them throughout the night.
Just buy some earplugs if the constant screaming starts to affect your sleep
Hope she invites you to some raves at least
When the wind picks up, do her eye stalks flail?
Take me to snurch
I’ll slither like a slug at the shell of your lies
Snails actually sleep whenever you haven’t clicked on it for too long, and once you click them, they reluctantly start moving around and collecting coins for you. If you give them chocolate, they experience a sudden jolt of energy for the next few minutes.
Source: Used to play PvZ
💜 I thought of that when I saw this too!
relatable
Decoy snail
