Piss.
I’m drawn to Joe Exotic Presidency, but not because I think it is a good idea
My ideology is whatever is convenient for me in the moment
That’s just being a chaos wizard.
Poop economy kinda goes tho. I’d be (hopefully not literally) rolling in it!
Anarcho-autism is the ultimate enlightenment
If you’re in a poop economy and get diarrhea, is that good because more poopin’ or bad because it’s mostly water?
Depends on the market
What’s radical patriarchal feminism?
Only men get voted into power, but only because all the women would rather be off in the woods somewhere collecting mushrooms and looking at frogs
Only men are allowed to run for or win office. Then, either when their term is up or after they fuck up hard enough to warrant it, another election is run to replace their seat because women kill and then fucking eat them. Rinse and repeat.
This keeps the power perfectly balanced between the big two genders and also has the added benefit of being totally rad and fun
Whatever the fuck TERFs are doing by policing other women for both acting too feminine (too misogynistic) and not feminine enough (too transgender), often at the same time.
Bill Nyehilism is for me.
I’d be open to the Inspector Gadgetarianism.
I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview
Pringles Flavor Tribalism or Drag Queen Ethno state is what I choose
Fertilizer makers thrive in a poop economy.
In a world of shitters, the sewer is king
I dont understand but agree
Based and Magic 8 Ball Totalitarianism-pilled
I’d love to replace the current shitshow with a hippopotomocracy, but i could live with time traveling socialism.









