• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I was a niteclub bouncer for 10 years. Its a miracle my dick hasnt fallen off.

    My time on the door of a gay club was one of the greatest times of my life. The regulars would bring their straight girl friends in after a breakup, they have fruity cocktails, dance with stupidly attractive men then aim them at me at the end of the night because they knew I was single.

    Real MVPs each and every one of them.