LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 7 days agoWhat's your dream job?message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down11
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your dream job?LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareWytch@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days ago“Once per day, you will approach this console, and insert this key. Turn it, and press the red button. This will launch one billionaire, despot, or serial predator directly into the sun.”
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoMy salary will be 0.01% of each billionaire disposed, with the rest going to feed and house the world like it fucking should.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoLizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.
“Once per day, you will approach this console, and insert this key. Turn it, and press the red button. This will launch one billionaire, despot, or serial predator directly into the sun.”
My salary will be 0.01% of each billionaire disposed, with the rest going to feed and house the world like it fucking should.
Thank you for your service.
Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard. Lizard.