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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Romantic gesture

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Romantic gesture

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social
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    At least she ain’t Amber Heard

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      Would still eat tho

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        What a terrible day to be literate

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    Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people’s pillows is acceptable! Don’t touch my pillow : <

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    What was the expected surprise?

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      An expected surprise? No such thing.

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

  • IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee
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    Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

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    I’m gonna poop on your bed.

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    Would still eat tho

    • Norgur@kbin.social
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      Combat food waste!

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        And unseasoned pillows!

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          And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

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    Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

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    How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

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      Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

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    nyeh heh heh

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    There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

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      There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

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