Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 month agoCome the fuck on.... please?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down19
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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up88·1 month agoHey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus. imdoingmypart.gif
minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·1 month agoUnfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 month agoAnd so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven. What a silly religion.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoOnly the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoDidn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoJust means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoJesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
Hey. My Mom voted for Trump to accelerate the Second Coming of Jesus.
imdoingmypart.gif
Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.
What a silly religion.
Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
lucky.