Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agoCome the fuck on.... please?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down19
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minus-squareMakeitstop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·2 months agoUnfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoAnd so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven. What a silly religion.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoOnly the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoDidn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoJust means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoJesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy
Unfortunately, Jesus is now in an ICE detention center awaiting deportation to El Salvador.
And so when Jesus makes his way back to El Norte, my Mom goes to heaven.
What a silly religion.
Only the apocalypse is important. After that we can hand him over to the Zionists for their rape and torture prison.
Didn’t they just try that Rapture thing and it failed?
Just means they hadn’t ruined the world enough. They’ll try again.
lucky.
Jesus being sent to “The Savior” would be divine comedy