Bedbugs. If you can, get your house above 120° F and keep it there for at least two hours. If not, CONSTANT VIGILANCE, and constant deep cleaning of everything is the only way I have seen them beaten without poisons.
I think windows 10 bit you, and the actual bite is loading
5 mosquitos.
I am sorry but you have MIDI
Thank goodness, there are 2⁷ ways to cure that.
Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
I’m just makin old man jokes over here. Save your pedantry for something that matters 😉
Found hundreds of these on my entire body once. Never happened again, never found out what it was
Looks like 3 fangs plus another set and a half.
6 7
Need banana for scale.
That’s dumb, you can’t weigh something with a banana.
Not with that attitude
could be scabies
Sorry. It was me.
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
Can’t have bedbugs if you don’t have a bed. knock on the head
I WISH those little fuckers worked like that. Bed bug PTSD is real.
fun fact if you have bats in your area, they also carry bat bugs, which are relative to bed bugs and they can also infest your house too. there is a theory that bed bugs evolved from bat bugs, also they look alike.
This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it
Wait till you learn that bats are one of the the most populous genus of animal on the planet, they even live in Antarctica
https://worldostats.com/global-stats/bat-population-by-species/
Wait what. It’s illegal here to move bats once they’ve picked a home. How do you prevent bat bug infestation
By shooting them without moving, ideally before they pick your house.
Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.
Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down
Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.
Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
