“Well, lad. While I reckon there are easier ways to commit suicide, it’s a very short list.”
“Oh sh-”
I would recognize that sword anywhere:
“It was too big to be called a sword… Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.”
ガツ婆さん is also my fave lol
To plug a game that I own and have never played, Stewpot is a game about retired adventures starting a tavern. It sounds like a lot of fun.
I was thinking this was similar to Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.
Where’s the level 20 retired adventurers? I just see four average babushkas
yes, the level 20 retired adventurers.
I need that buster blade so bad
Ain’t no critical successes on skill checks yo
That’s true but they didn’t crit and are just surprised that 19 wasn’t good enough to steal from old people.
