[green, worried, holding a paper] This study by climate scientists shows that warming oceans due to climate change have doubled the speed of hurricane Melissa
[yellow news anchor] On today’s newscast… devastation in the Atlantic as hurricane Melissa beats all time speed records, causing destruction and death
[blue, watching TV, shocked] Wow, what a tragedy! How horrible of a natural disaster! Nobody but nature is responsible for this, how sad and unavoidable!
[green, still holding the paper, is blasé and melts away]
Normalize blaming oil ceos, idle politicians, complicit companies…
We should be naming disasters after them instead of random people
Also available as a brainrotted smugimation
Also available as a brainrotted smugimation
Finally, something my nephew will actually engage with
Unironically I started making these to get my nephew and his buddies to engage with political satire, it actually works.
I was about to ask if you were also uploading as Shorts as well, but a few stray neurons fired and I realized I could just check your channel. Yes, yes you are. 👍
Guys in Alberta earning six figures to burn gas as quickly as they can dig it up don’t give a shit about Jamaicans losing half their country to a Cat 5 hurricane.
Blue doesn’t even get to see Green on the cable channels that he watches.
All Blue sees is Yellow blaming Biden and Obama for everything.
Deaths by stuff like this has human perpetrators with names known by basic research.
