[green, worried, holding a paper] This study by climate scientists shows that warming oceans due to climate change have doubled the speed of hurricane Melissa
[yellow news anchor] On today’s newscast… devastation in the Atlantic as hurricane Melissa beats all time speed records, causing destruction and death
[blue, watching TV, shocked] Wow, what a tragedy! How horrible of a natural disaster! Nobody but nature is responsible for this, how sad and unavoidable!
[green, still holding the paper, is blasé and melts away]
Guys in Alberta earning six figures to burn gas as quickly as they can dig it up don’t give a shit about Jamaicans losing half their country to a Cat 5 hurricane.