[green, worried, holding a paper] This study by climate scientists shows that warming oceans due to climate change have doubled the speed of hurricane Melissa
[yellow news anchor] On today’s newscast… devastation in the Atlantic as hurricane Melissa beats all time speed records, causing destruction and death
[blue, watching TV, shocked] Wow, what a tragedy! How horrible of a natural disaster! Nobody but nature is responsible for this, how sad and unavoidable!
[green, still holding the paper, is blasé and melts away]
Unironically I started making these to get my nephew and his buddies to engage with political satire, it actually works.
I was about to ask if you were also uploading as Shorts as well, but a few stray neurons fired and I realized I could just check your channel. Yes, yes you are. 👍