• BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    You have to do it right.

    Pee yourself, get Chlamydia, be high as the ionosphere, bellow gutturally, be irritable, have crusty hair, and make sure you have an amazing PR team that makes you look cuddly.

    I don’t like Koalas.