I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
I say this one a lot lmao
Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
I pretty regularly say or think “Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?”
Me… Feel… A bit better in cognitive faculties
[in the library, absorbing all of Earth’s knowledge] Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
I always mutter “Dewey, you fool!” when I find a book at the library. It’s too perfect.
I was having the most wonderful dream… Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.
Hi-Yah!
Well Bender may not have learned anything from me, but I think I actually learned something from him. So long meat bags!
Fry, please try to understand. You’re a man, I’m a woman. We’re just too different.
Because it sums up her personality…
“If you wouldn’t take my help when you didn’t need it, why should I help you now that you do?”
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, Sir!
“Listen buddy, by the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!”
Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
Leela bring fire?
No, we’re good on on fire, thanks
They’re not evil, but don’t be confused, they are jerks.
