• MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Y’all are just jealous of his super big brain and perfect hunk of a beautiful, in a totally manly way, 6’3” 224 lb with 5% body fat body.

    FTFY, and also nah lol.

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      20 hours ago

      Just muscle. Slathered in diaper rash cream. Slight ting of Cheeto dust and a hamburger on his fingers. Makes Greek gods look pathetic.