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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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BERLIN—Just weeks after announcing his split with fiancée Katy Perry, English actor Orlando Bloom was photographed Friday dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “Angela kept Orlando laughing all night—he couldn’t keep his eyes off her!” said an insider source who spotted the pair sipping wine, slurping oysters, and splitting a decadent piece of chocolate […]
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    “He’s super into the german economy”

    Men will say anything to get you in bed.

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