From the Anti-Barney Humor Wikipedia article:
The Barney Fun Page is an early website that allows users to attack a crude drawing of Barney with icons representing a knife, gun, and other weapons. Hosted originally on a University of Alberta computer system, the website was created in 1994. It is among the oldest websites in the world still operating as of 2025.
In 19 nindee something, my niece was watching Barney during one of my “babysitting” sessions and out of the blue she told me she wanted to go to the potty so I picked her up and carried her to the bathroom.
While she was in there taking care of business, I started to smell something foul and then I looked down at my clothes and saw a neon green chunk of something, approximately rectangular in shape with some greenish coating on it.
What the fuck ya’ll. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK???
I’m still nearly gagging thinking of it and the smell. If you could multiply the worst smelling shit you’ve ever taken by the smell of a rotten deer by the side of the road you’d still only be 33% of the way to how that green stuff smelled. And I’m certain it came from my niece.
So what the fuck was that? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?
I think I spotted the protagonist.
The way you said 1990 is infuriating, so much that nothing after what you wrote was even read by me. I’m sorry, but I hope that someone makes a similar website for you.
It’s a crossover between Nine Inch Nail and Dee Snider
The Kaiser stole our number 90.
Bile maybe? But that’s dark green.