Every time I go to cut food, I always get annoyed by the hand opening. I’m not always handling the board so much to need a hand hold. It’s always laying flat. The only time I need the hand hold is when I pick it up.
Then today, I realized … it’s a melee weapon.
If that thought seems novel to you, your homework for this weekend is to watch a few Jackie Chan movies.
Jackie Chan can turn any living space into a dojo and weapons room.
But you’re right, I should watch a Jackie Chan movie, it’s been years.