Hi, so I am (F). My boyfriend is obviously (M). So, a few days ago, we exchanged messages, which looked like this:
Hey, So, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but can you not text, call, or hang out much anymore (like only hang out at restaurants)? I just don’t like it. Again, I am real sorry to hurt you, I just don’t really like communicating via telephone or hanging out. I am very introverted. Thanks <3
He responded with: “Don’t worry! You’re not hurting my feelings!! I will definitely talk less on the phone if that’s what you want and talk more in-person.”
I said “That’s perfect <3 OK”
And all he sent yesterday was “Hi!” and not much else and I told him I couldn’t talk so he stopped messaging altogether except for “hi, have a great day” or even just “Hi”.


The expanded lore on this is insane
The expanded lore is actually kind of relieving because it makes me think that this is most likely just a troll. Anyone who is actually that self absorbed wouldn’t keep posting this long and taking the flack.