I always have a Reddit user chauffeur me home. They don’t think too much.

  • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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    1 day ago

    They’d have to leave their parents’ basement for that to happen. I think that everyone in this thread could kick their shit in.

    • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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      Sometimes I think about that story “Deathworlders” a lot, where humanity finds out it’s the most sturdy and muscular force in the entire galaxy, and that an average bartender could rip the arms off a member of the second-strongest, incredibly-feared species, and beat them senseless with their own arms.

      (Those fuckers tried to land in the middle of a hockey game, and over the course of thirty seconds, the audience went from “oh shit aliens!” to “kick their ass! kick their ass!”)

      I’m just saying, I could prolly rip this guy’s arm off with my one good hand, and slap him with it, and leave.