If 8-year-olds can understand calculus, I think 5-year-olds can understand basic self-preservation.
There is an episode I think where Troy takes them on field trip/tour of the ship, but still that would be the most boring thing ever.
Oh joy. I get let out of my pen, where I wait like Aela from Skyrim for the dragonborn to return.
Wow. More boring fucking corridors. I. Am. Thrilled.
Alternatively, imagine the holodeck just ceaselessly playing Blippi reruns.
God if phones with games on them are kid crack now wait until there’s children’s holodeck programs
Children already sorta live in a holodeck. While drunk.
Young children on starships are told that if they misbehave, Worf will come into their room at night and neglect them.
Don’t tempt me with a good ti-…oh wait
Some people are into that
I not only trust my 5yo to stay unsupervised, I also trust her to keep her 2.5yo sister from drawing on the walls. Young children can be responsible if you give them the chance.
I was 4 when my sister was born. Saturday mornings I had to change her diaper and feed her a bottle before I was allowed to watch cartoons.
There was a version of ‘Auntie Mame’ where they showed the 10 [?] year old mixing her a Bloody Mary when she had a hangover.
Y’all just out here explaining exactly why Gen X is the Trumpiest generation
This is why it always bothered me that whether or not an unauthorized person can used the computer is dependent on episode.
In canon every console has biometric security, but there are several episodes where people, like Cardasians, just walk in and start pressing buttons.
In all fairness, you’d probably want to have overrides in case of emergency.
“Sorry captain, I can’t stop the warp core from exploding, nor can I eject it because we’re all turning into space lizards on account from the virus the away team picked up” is not a situation they want to find themselves in.
The cardasians being enemies with the Federation means they’d probably have spies working on finding those overrides.
Granted they didn’t explain any of that, and it is 99.99% just lazy writing. But there could still be realistic in universe explanations.
Even in the future, people are leaving their workstations unlocked and unattended
So basically, growing up Gen-X.
Fucking feral. 😂 Bottle rocket fights and looking after yourself when you’re home sick from school by the time you’re 8
Oof, yeah that’s basically how it went.
When I would get home from kindergarten it was a roll of the dice if my mom was home or not.
One of my earliest gen-X memories is climbing onto the counter and making a pan of scrambled eggs for myself because my parents were still blackout drunk. I was 3.
…Thats not a gen-x memory
…Thats just child abuse
Exactly that. I got my own keyring while in elementary school.
Whenever a child misbehaves, a transporter clone is made and the original is vaporized while the clone watches. The lessons are learned fast.
Let me put it this way.
When I was a kid I got a book at the Scholastic Book Fair. It was about a 11 year old boy who travels by himself from New York to Washington DC by train. At no point does any adult question him or threaten to call the police.
Heck, by today’s standards “Stand By Me” would be rated X because it shows child abandonment.
Chopper, sick balls.
Computer! Raise this child. blip boop
The TNG Enterprise has an automatic fire suppression system. Also they mention multiple times the ship can clean itself to some degree.
So the saucer will just explode instead
Kids in Star Trek don’t need supervision, because kids in the future are extraordinarily well-behaved.
Well… Except for that one episode…
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, n- – Stop it; you hurt me! I want my father! I want my father!
That one? Or the one with a young Q? Or the one where Wesley gets himself the death penalty? Or when Wesley is into werewolves? Or when not-Tom Paris causes somebody to die by flying fancy? Are there episodes with children where they’re not a problem? Besides that one with the drug discs, I suppose.
Oh, no, teenagers on Star Trek can be total jerks. I was just referring to little kids.
Kid Keiko making Miles super uncomfortable?
Miles was uncomfortable because of his prejudice (an understandable one), not because kid Keiko was in, any way, naughty. For the vast majority of viewers, this was our first confrontation with the idea of ageism. Especially confusing because it was presented in the reverse. Nonetheless, it maintained all of the controversial qualities of that prejudice and explored it from a common perspective.
And, although uncomfortable, Miles understood the nuance to complexity of the situation, and comforted his wife, despite his discomfort with her child form.
I thought it was actually a pretty good piece of acting from the both of them.
As a sidenote: Miles has, several times in Star Trek, in the metaphorical platform for working through prejudices in, depending on the situation, often an elegant manner. He’s often presented as the every man in a complicated situation, and we often get to see him work through such complicated social issues while both acknowledging painful past while at the same time evolving to the better man for understanding and acceptance.
Miles O’Brien, the most tortured character in Star Trek, suffers for the benefit of today’s society. For the benefit of all of us. What nobler cause could there be?
