This guy showed in up in a blue police box. He looked at me and said “Run!”.

I was following Doctor’s advice.

Because ICE didn’t GAF if I was actually illegal.

Because the incumbent has proven time and again that he does not speak for the community. I never aspired to a career in politics, but someone needs to stand up for their friends and neighbors. That’s why you should elect me as your representative.

Sir, this is a gymnasium.

Leg day

Because the person chasing me is guilty.

Cause my TI would have said very loud thing at me if I didn’t.

Diarrhea.

Knife guy

Because fuck paying tickets.

Oh, I’m guilty. I just needed the exercise.

Bear.