They use the small flash inside the DRM chip in the cartridge to store the telemetry, then the e-waste companies are paid by HP to read and send to the mothership the contents of the chips sent to recycle

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    Those motherfuckers bricked my printer after 100 pages in 2020, presumably for refusing to sign up for their ink subscription. Really pissed me off to have to throw out a perfectly good printer.

    I’m never buying another HP product.

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      That’s crazy lmao

      Treating hardware, physical objects in your own home, like tracks that can be removed from access on Spotify at anytime. Creepy.

      Imagine if one day someone just remote-locks your LG smartfridge because it’s been decided you’ve had enough calories for today. Black Mirror can’t even follow this shit rofl

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      the worst part:

      hp printers used to be built like tanks. I had a laserjet 4 that kept going for 17 years with only occasional toner replacements (that were cheap). crisp fucking prints (b&w tho). and hp benchtop stuff like power supplies and scopes were fucking great too.

      damned fucking shame.

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      I also stopped buying HP for a nearly identical reason. My brand new printer was 1 day out of warranty, I had gotten it as a gift unboxed it, and it wouldn’t connect to Wi-Fi (had no hardware ports on it only WiFi).

      Those fuckers told me I could either:

      A. Subscribe to their ink subscription plan and they’d tell me how to fix it.

      B. Pay $75 one time and they’d tell me how to fix it.

      I threw that motherfucker in the trash that day and then bought a cheap Cannon (no brothers in stock) that still works over a decade later.

      Fuck HP completely.

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        Why trash it? Give it away, maybe someone else will have a router that the printer accepts. If they get it working, they won’t buy a new one and give HP money. (Warn them about the Instant Ink trap though)

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      HP stands for hot paninis, because that’s all their laptops are good for. I had one hit critical temp and fuckin crash so hard I had to reinstall the os. Haven’t given them a cent since.

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      Aren’t they advertised as subscription-only though?

      And maybe you can hack it? They usually still have the ports on the board, because changing the production chain is more expensive than the extra parts.