Oh crumbs, foiled again! You saw through my devious plan to discredit this pizza place as not real and then buy the land it’s on for cheap to build AI data centres on it and gobble up all the water in the area and replace it with this serum that turns humans into giant crabs to do my bidding and conquer the universe for me! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids!