• Victor@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Gentle buttering is for French pastries.

    Hey, if you can’t make it work, that’s on you. 🤷‍♂️😉 Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that’s what you already do. 🔥🙈

    I do #2 when possible but that’s not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.

    I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.

    The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you’re not a rEaL tOaSt-O 🤪

    (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      You sonovabitch, I’ve been eating toast since before sliced bread. I’m basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can’t help but tell me. /s

      (Please note I’m spreading the douche on thick right now, I’m not normally this obnoxious lol)

      I tend to have that effect on people.