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    4 days ago

    KGB Chief: “Alright which one of you did it! Do you have any idea what kinda jeopardy you’ve put the world into! If the Americans find out what you fucking did, the world may go to nuclear war! How irresponsible! Its only a matter of time before-”

    Agent: “Boss, it wasn’t one of us!”

    Chief: “What… then who? The Cubans? Vietnamese?”

    Agent: “We saw a mob boss, a federal reserve agent, and a CIA guy all talking an hour prior. We didn’t think anything of it until we heard the shots.”