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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Stupid plant

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Stupid plant

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    While asparagus does grow single shoots like this, I suspect this picture is staged. I grow asparagus and you never get that many pop up at once and all grow the same exact height. They’re also too spread out for a single plant, usually they will grow from a fairly central point per plant.

    It looks more like this:

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      the other pic is mostly from a grocery store where its all bundled together and it was bunched together on the ground for the picture.

  • daveywaveyboy@feddit.nl
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    You are going to be delighted when you see a pineapple growing too

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      photo of pineapples being grown

      • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Pineapple plants are stabby bastards too. I see those ones in the pic have been declawed lol.

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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        Harvest Moon didnt even lie to me!

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      Probably something like this

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        Hmmm…

        More like:

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    It grows super fast as well. Something like 6 inches a day. Second only to bamboo, apparently. (Source: my one brief flirtation with manual labour was picking asparagus in the Northern Territory)

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      Sounds like a bad pickup line.

      “Hey babe, guess what can grow 6 inches today”.

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      The Northern Territory of Australia?

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        That’s the one. A place called Ti Tree.

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          Wild, i didn’t think we had the weather for it, especially down at Ti tree that’s so close to the middle.

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            This was in like 1993, so who knows if it’s still there.

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    Asparagrass

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