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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 days ago

It's Bigger on the Inside

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It's Bigger on the Inside

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 days ago
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  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    I haven’t used Windows in like 20 years but it’s funny they still haven’t gotten around to fixing percentages. I remember stuff like this from the Windows XP days.

    • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
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      Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

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        Yeah, you mistake the wrong kind of errors for the right kind. They aren’t right because you have no fucking clue what closed source software actually does.

        You might get hint if you know how to dig through other people’s designed garbage but that’s fucking disgusting and not that way they point out to be.

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      Same. Except I still have to keep that garbage dump OS on my work laptop. I would not be surprised to find rooms filled with bonobo chimps, hammering away at keyboards inside their offices, “working on updates”.

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      Most loading bars I know nowadays just are timed and have no connection to the thing loading.

      So you just double the time it takes to get to the next percentage.

      0.1 second for the first

      2.4 seconds for the 9 to 10%

      It will take hours to get from 99 to 100.

      But it just completes when it is actually done.

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        I just let chatgpt rerun the numbers and it says it will take 300 billion years to get from 99 to 100.

        Lol

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    Congrats, now they own your computer and you are a fucking guest. :)

    • Luffy@lemmy.ml
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      That is the interface for LSW AKa. Windows for docker

  • AliSaket@mander.xyz
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    Oh! So is that what bloatware is?

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      You wish. I guarebtee they don"'t count that. That’s a distraction.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Ha! I don’t see Linux giving 120%!”

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    I got out that fucking racket after years of hibernating my computer to stop updates.

    currently distro hopping, moving from ubuntu MATE + studio to bazzite, with a route through vanilla debian mountains and maybe arriving at pika os

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      Many people find Debian to be a “boring” OS. After years of distrohopping some come to the conclusion that a boring OS is exactly what they want.

    • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I ended up on Kubuntu because it’s just boring enough to meet my needs. Hope you find one that suits you too. :)

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Hell yeah non-Euclidean downloads are the best

  • Sam@lemmy.world
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    🤣🤣 just a microsoft thing

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    https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemo2bW81b2RlZGNqM3RmZmg2cGJ6dnlqcWwxaXRjdTl1d3B2ODQ3NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ZcST1022b3zXZNQopN/giphy.gif

  • pmk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Time for Navidson and some cameras to document it!

    • addie@feddit.uk
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      Mark Z. Danielewski for the win. House of Leaves is superb; 50 Year Sword is interesting, but doesn’t quite scratch the itch. I see he’s got something new out this year as well, will need to check it out.

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