Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
That is a very expensive prank.
Edit: Also…I wonder which of those two took it home.
Principal Victoria says she’s taking it in as evidence.
Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?
Well…taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
Wikipedia reports this Ohio school enrolled 1837 students in the 2023 school year, making the senior class size approximately 459 students.
If every single one of them thought this would be funny, they could each chip in ~$1.31.
Lunch money well spent
Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless