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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

You're not alone

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You're not alone

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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    Fuck, they’re onto me.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.

    • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What used to be schizophrenia, is now just everyday life.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

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      Shit, I remembered it wrong!

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        Just because you remember doesn’t mean… I, what was I talking about?

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    Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.

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    This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.

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      What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.

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      It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    That’s what I was afraid of! 😱

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      We know. We know.

  • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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    me reading this on the shitter: 😳

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      In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).

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      A pooping parting yay

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        Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I know

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    20 hours ago

    You are your own entourage

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