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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 hours ago

I hope anon finds love

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I hope anon finds love

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 hours ago
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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    6 hours ago

    Once anon find love they stop being anon

  • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    She looks 14.

    Hopefully anon isn’t a pedo.

  • masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 hours ago

    point at her and try to do a huge burp

    And they say romance is dead.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      15 hours ago

      Thanks, I made it up lol

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        Its like something that would happen in a prequel to SuperBad, hahahah!

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    19 hours ago

    Anon skipped the cat-call and instead made a chunder-blunder.

  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yes but was his projectile vomit’s trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.

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    If only he had burped at her she would be his

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