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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Literally nothing I could ever post would be funnier than this

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Literally nothing I could ever post would be funnier than this

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    I smell a shitpost

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      conservopedia is satire. it’s all like this, I highly recommend

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        I think you’ll find they’re well past the “pretending to be idiots” phase if they were ever actually in it, because it certainly didn’t start as irony.

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          I can’t imagine “Phillys Schaflys son” ever doing satire on his mom’s ideology, sure. but seriously just read this.

          https://www.conservapedia.com/Best_arguments_against_homosexuality

          this is basically in crayon. you can’t make something this funny by accident

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            I have heard literally all those arguments in earnest growing up Methodist in Tennessee…

            And Methodists are the good Evangelicals.

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