Yeah nah. Do you go to the servo for smoko? Ever get some dim sims from the fish and chippery? Ever chuff down durries, while eyeing up some ranga chick squeezing dead horse on her fritters?
May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.
Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?
Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?
Yeah nah. Do you go to the servo for smoko? Ever get some dim sims from the fish and chippery? Ever chuff down durries, while eyeing up some ranga chick squeezing dead horse on her fritters?
May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.
Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?
Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?
Dead horse is tomato sauce (ketchup)
It rhymes.
Fritters are deep fried, could be potato, but sometimes you get banana.
No, but at least I don’t have to deal with Telstra.
M8 Telstra is a cakewalk compared to Centrelink.
I’ll take your word for it m8. Hey, any chance you can get me a date with Bindi Irwin?